M/^o^m/ Edit Meaning

1. Jez is another word for badass, big balls, damn nice looks or just plain superiority. Damn that guy is Jez! I'd wish I was as Jez..

1. little blue critters that live in teapots and come out at night to teabag unsuspecting straight guys "Man, those assgoblins got me..

1. derived frome the early 14th century wind instrument the flute, a douche flute is one who plays the flute of doucheness, henceforth maki..