Mom Logic

What is Mom Logic?

Refers to the logical thinking patterns that all mothers seem to share.

Please note that mom logic actually refers to a lack of logic.

After I was caught smoking a cigarette, my mom cut the power to my bedroom. Total mom logic.

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