Mom Pants

What is Mom Pants?

High-wasted, synthetic pants. Usually worn by a soccer-mom.

My math teacher had major mom pants

pants that are worn high and tight and make a soccer moms ass look big and nasty

Is that a blimp??? naw man thats your mom in mom pants!

See mom, pants, ugh, gross, soccer

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