Mom Phone

What is Mom Phone?


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A big chunky cell phone that would normally be used by a mom, but is being used by a high school-age kid. This phone is NOT, under any circumstances, to be called a Mom Phone when an adult female is using it.

Jerry: Hey Victor, can I use your Mom Phone?

Victor: Yes indeed!

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