Mom Spit

What is Mom Spit?


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The spit a mother has that can heal wounds and take the dirt off your face when there are no napkins in sight.

Kid:Mom I scraped my knee!!*cries*

Mom:Ok let me us my mom spit to make it better

See spit, that, a, mother, has


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