Mom Tax

What is Mom Tax?

The portion of a food item taken by the parent who purchased the item for the child.

As Mary took three french fries from her son Conner he loudly objected, to which Mary quickly responded "mom tax!"

Can also be used as Dad Tax.

See tax, stealing, rights, dibs

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