Mombian

What is Mombian?


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When a woman has kids and lets herself go by cutting her hair in an uber-short, low-maintenance coiff and begins dressing primarily in her husband's clothing or old sweats

Kate of "Jon and Kate Plus 8" was really cute before she morphed into a mombian

See sweats, milf


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