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the top keys on your keyboard.
rumored to be an Indian guys name.
Guy: qwertyuiop
Girl: wtf?
Guy: sorry, i just felt like sliding my..
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n. noisemaker.
You're better off dead or deaf.
Audience Member: Oh Em Geeeeee! My ears! Aahhhhh! *Attempts to puncture eardrum wi..