Momentus

What is Momentus?

the moment where no matter what you say, no one will laugh

john:knock, knock

bill:who's there?

john:lettuce

bill:lettuce who?

john:let us in...haha

bill:that was gay.

john:freakin momentus man, momentus

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Shit Tinted Spectacles

1. Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something. Stop looking back ..

Kree8yv

1. 1.Being creative in terms of spelling, spelling things wrong intentionally. 2.Referring to the recent trend of parents giving intention..

Nut Freeze

1. nut freeze is when ure nuts freeze to the porch cuz ure naked in the wintertime like a dumbass. OOH! are ure nuts frozen to the porch? ..

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