Momentus

What is Momentus?

the moment where no matter what you say, no one will laugh

john:knock, knock

bill:who's there?

john:lettuce

bill:lettuce who?

john:let us in...haha

bill:that was gay.

john:freakin momentus man, momentus

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Editionfuck

1. When a publisher or college switches editions of a textbook on you, turning $100 into a nickel. Goddam those bastard publishers edition..

W.i.c.k.

1. Everything you need before you leave the house... Wallet, iPod, Cell phone and Keys. He knew he had everything he needed after a quick..

Zwonk

1. (verb) for a male to get covered with cum by another male, against his will. "Dude stop it!!! I don't like dick!! Stop zwonki..

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