What is Momgelina?
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A mother that possesses the abilities to juggle several different seemingly impossible tasks at any given time, all the while looking absolutely amazing doing so.
I don't know how she does it. Full-time job, three kids, captain of the neighborhood committee, and she still finds time to outdo everyone that killer outfit? She is such a Momgelina!
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Cleaving the buttocks in twain. Similar to a danza slap right along the buttcrack.
The bitch didn't like it in the ass so I had to..
