Momism

What is Momism?


1.

Things that your mom tells you that can be considered wise, but most of the time you just do whatever you feel like and the one time she's right, you will never hear the end of it.

Momisms include:

- Jack, please put on your sweater, it's cold out.

- Do you think money grows on trees?

- Always wear clean underwear in case you're in an accident.

See mom, mother


76

Random Words:

1. 1. noun: Piss-up, booze-up, alcohol fuelled gathering. 2. verb: Tara got well lashed on saturday. We're going out on the lash lat..
1. Used to address the end of the line in an escalated conversation, debate or exchange. A loss of temper or patience is often the catalyst..
1. When two men are engaged in anal sex and the receiver has a sheet over him with an appropriately sized hole and anal ease lubricant. Mi..