Momistitute

What is Momistitute?

a mom who has a problem keeping her legs shut.

"Jason's mom is a momstitue beasue she slept with the coach."

Zombie Stomp

1. military term used to describe the action of stomping your own shit down a shower drain because you are late to formation and exteremly ..

Ikiabway

1. abbreviation for "I know I am, but what are you?", a phrase popularized by PeeWee Herman. Commonly used in when trading insul..

1. A zip job. The abbreviation is made famous by Broken Lizard's "Beerfest." A zip job is essentially the act of getting a h..

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