Momistitute Edit Meaning

1. A Sequence or Chain of Horrendous Events " Me fuckin bird fucked off with me mate & I'm gutted because I can't go fo..

1. A danny townsend is when you fuck up so grieviously that the fuck up is unrepairable. "Dude, that movie was awesome, until you spi..

1. The Art of taking a shit and masterbating at the same time. I was dying for a wank and a shit so i just had a beatie meatie See shit, ..