Momistitute Edit Meaning

1. (noun) an old man. An elderly male particularly containing excessive wrinkles. The zizzy was like 500 years old! (when he was a baby)...

1. A man's balls. Also can apply to anything that dangles and that is jangly. Where the fuck these janglies comin' from? My ins..

1. A cuncoction of mustard, peanut m&m's, chocolate chip cookies, and water. MMM that was good barf surprise. See barf, puke, vo..