What is Momitis?
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Momitis (Mom-Itis) is a very common disease for mothers. It entails moms thinking that their children are the best in the world. It often involves over-complimenting. It can involve comparing the work of a child to a superstar. This can include comparing a child's music to a Grammy winning artist or writing to a Pulitzer prize author.
Mom: Steven, that song you wrote is as good as Hey Jude.
Steven: Um, no it isn't...you have a case of momitis.
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to insert a 6-8 inch "knife" to cut the turkey (womans asshole)
"She looks like she needs a 6-8 slice of turkey"
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