Momjob

What is Momjob?

To receive oral sex from one's mother

What, you guys didn't get momjobs when you were frustrated 19 year olds? I mean it's not like she swallowed.

See mom, blowjob, retard, skeet, nut

Mildo

1. (adj.) a term used to define a person with a small penis, or a needler dick I saw Fred naked and he has a mildo penis See small, mildo..

Victimoffate

1. A gay newbie who thinks hes good but he just sucks and can't admit it. I'm victimoffate, im gay. 2. 30 year old nerd who pl..

Dick The Dog

1. Navy slang for fucking off, dicking around, being a slacker. "Y'all quit dickin' the dog and get back to work!"..

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