Momjob

What is Momjob?

To receive oral sex from one's mother

What, you guys didn't get momjobs when you were frustrated 19 year olds? I mean it's not like she swallowed.

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Jewollock

1. 1. a jew who is polish 2. a polish jew I am a Pollock who also happens to be Jewish...

Crack'in Stick

1. Pulling on one own penis until ejaculation. AKA punching the ugly midget, wacking-off and flogging the dolphin Bob's mom had no id..

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