Momma's Boy

What is Momma's Boy?


1.

1) A grown male still dependent on his mother.

2) A grown male who allows or desires his mother to control most aspects or decisions of his life for him.

I thought I loved him until I realized he was a momma's boy who can't do anything without his mother's permission or approval.

2.

One who cannot make decessions for himself and has to have his mothers approval no matter right or wrong.

One who needs to hear from or see his mother on a daily basis and definately more then once.

One who will die at the same point and time his mother does because he simply cannot live without her and would be lost in his life as he does not have his mother directing him.

One who would slice the throat of his wife at his mothers request.

One who was born without a doctor present that did not cut the umbilical cord.

Calls mother for the fifth time in ONE day..."mommieeee can you come and wipe my patootie? I forgot how"!

What a momma's boy!

See mommas boy, momma's boy, big baby, cry baby

3.

One who cannot make decisions for himself and has to have his mothers approval no matter right or wrong.

One who needs to hear from or see his mother on a daily basis and definately more then once.

One who will die at the same point and time his mother does because he simply cannot live without her and would be lost in his life as he does not have his mother directing him.

One who would slice the throat of his wife at his mothers request.

One who was born without a doctor present that did not cut the umbilical cord.

Calls mother for the fifth time in ONE day..."mommieeee can you come and wipe my patootie? I forgot how"!

What a momma's boy!

See mommas boy, momma's boy, big baby, cry baby

4.

A wimp. A sissy. A wuss. An immiture adult male who refuses to grow up by allowing his mommy to run his life. If he's married, his wife is probably a frustrated and lonely woman in constant opposition to her mother-in-law. If he's single and seeking a spouse, he will want his mommy's permission to date/marry her. There is NOTHING wrong with a man who wants his mother's approval for his woman (harmony between the mother and other woman is important), but wanting her permission is another issue. Upon his mother's death, he will emotionally withdraw and want to die with her and won't be able to function without her. A man becomes a momma's boy either by being coddled since childhood or his insecurity hasn't allowed him to mature and indivituate from her emotionally.

Being a momma's boy is probably the #1 thing that can ruin a man's relationship with the woman in his life.

See wimp, sissy, wuss, pussy, lonliness, insecure, krock1dk

5.

1. A 21 year old boy, who can bust balls at work, but in return can't handle the pressure. Resulting in a phone call from his parents to his manager.

Chad, I recieved a phone call from Dan's parents last night. Please don't pick on him anymore at work, because he is a momma's boy.

See momma's boy, dipshit, pussy, fag, queer

6.

Man who tries to appear macho and everything, but still has something that gives away that he in not his own man. That is, that it is mommy who still calls the shots. A mama's boy. One who has his mother make his limp noodle of a dick "hard" before she allows him to have sex with another woman. And this other woman must be "mommy approved" first, or he has to go down on her (mommy), as opposed to his usual sucking her tits.

Pierce Brosnan--the guys doing the James Bond movies finally wised up and dumped him. So now he is crying on mommy's lap.

Tom Cruise--typical overbearing "macho" that tries to convince everyone he is the toughest; just to hide the fact that he is a momma's boy.

See mama's boy, mommy's boy, dork, wannabe

7.

A guy who depends on his mom and is super scared of everything.

"He's scared of FLOWERS?! Wow, that guy is such a momma's boy."

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