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(n) In Poker, a pair of jacks.
Named after two famous Jacks... Jack the Ripper and Jack Tripper from "Three's Company"
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Weighs marginally less than an Imperial Fuckton.
1 Imperial Fuckton = 1.016 Metric Fucktonnes
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