Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

Zcp

1. ZCP, for "Zero Contact Policy". The policy you put into effect when someone you have had a relationship won't stop contac..

Under Carriage

1. another name for a womans ass "damn you saw the under carriage on that chick??" See under, carriage..

Zouse

1. A verb meaning "to whack someone on the back of the head". The word comes from the book titled *"When I'm Dead All ..

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