Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

Earth Turds

1. Earth Turds are more commonly known as potatoes, yams or any other turd-like food which grows underground. As seen from overground, und..

Okie Pinokie

1. Area in norhern Indiana around Peru where the bodies of 8 unknown people were found decaying in what used to be a marsh. Aslo the site w..

Germenian

1. Someone who is half Armenian and half German. Wow, Jessica is really hot for a germenian. See germenian, german, armenian, jessica..

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