Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

Sheet Diving

1. Either masturbating under the bed sheets or having sex while shuffling heavily under the bed sheets. 'I went sheet diving by mysel..

Katie Bo Batie

1. A Very dominant, independent woman who loves cats. Loves pain and challenges. Addicted to textingand usually drives a badass truck of s..

Masterflashing

1. the act of exposing oneself to another person while mastubating in order to achieve erotic pleasure. A combination of the terms "ma..

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