Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

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Headiness

1. 1. A state of confusion, dizziness, or slight vertigo often after a acutely traumatic event. 2. Alcohol intoxication. 3. Bluntness, l..

Guevaso

1. Guevaso is the spanish slang term for a huge dick. Callata esa maldita boca, o si no, te meto mi GUEVASO en ese ollito. Shut your fuck..

Lose You Bait

1. When engaged in a sexual act your condom slides off and you are forced to manually extract it from your partner (see hogging @ deep six)..

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