Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

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Lambadomy

1. Medical procedure done when one can't stop doing the lambada. After I had my lambadomy I was finally able to get some sleep. See ..

Marek

1. A Polish male name. My name is Marek. 2. To Marek, is to down/ chug/ skull a drink in one attempt. Used in place of "cheers&quo..

Quaffles

1. The flabby bit of skin that hangs off the neck of an wrinkly or fat person. A quaffle is like a double chin but has extra wobble to it...

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