Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

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Foundred

1. Belfast - Northern Ireland Slang: To feel extremely cold. You are at 'Norn Iron' with that lovely weather, and start to feel ..

Zhane

1. a sexy female who knows how to work those corners she is great at sucking dicks thats why all of the males fall at her feet bob:hey i j..

Cockflapping

1. While after jizzing on a girls face you slap your penis around her cheeks I GAVE HER A NASTY COCKFLAPPING See cock, flap, jizz, cummin..

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