Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

Jarmes

1. Another way to say the name James like Homestarrunner. "Hey, Jarmes!" "Did you just call me Jarmes?" "Yeah, ..

Gore-gasm

1. The tingly feeling one gets in his/her boy/girly parts when being visually diddled by scenes of horrific gore. Usually in a horror movie..

Slap The Dog

1. VERB: to masterbate or to play with your reproductive organs i didnt get enough @$$ last nite, so i had to slap the dog See nik 2. V..

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