Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

What Stinks? Face

1. The face chicks get when they see something or someone that they feel they're too good for. It usually consists of cringing the no..

Hellen Keller Down Under Bananza

1. when a guy is fisting a girl and then does sign language inside of her ass hole or pussy (what ever he is fisting). "so, last nigh..

Umengadda

1. Its a nasty rash on the back of you're eye, symptoms of you haveing it is the exceeding need to drum, people who talk as they type,..

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