Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

Noseshot

1. 1. Proximity to a pleasant or unleasant odor. 2. Consuming 1-2 ounces of a high-proof alcoholic beverage through one's nasal passa..

Strawballs

1. someone that has no backbone,like a scarecrow ,strawballs has no guts and no contents in their balls ! she cant get pregnant by that sc..

Dem Dudes

1. A crew in da 954 (aka Broward County for those who don't know by now) known for super ballin' with all houses full a Plasma tv..

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