Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

Otto Pilot

1. A German holiday maker in a resort with free buffet who returns until either they expire or the food runs out. Normal Holiday maker 1 &..

Zontar

1. Zontar is the lord of the underworld and his only purpose in life is to destroy sally in a race of epic proportion. Kenny: I solute u Z..

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1. emoticon for shakes heads On IM: Eric: Hey Bob what up? Bob: Nothing. I got syphilis again. Eric: ((~_~)) See emoticon, japanese, ..

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