Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

Adelphia'd

1. The act of getting booted offline by a shitty ISP. Man, Matt you shoulda seen me today, I was going 30:2 on dust and all of a sudden I ..

Phenomnai

1. An occurence which is made possible through the actions of only one known sentient being; Mnai. Known Phenomnai includes: getting famou..

Stalkerific

1. A term used of joy or to define anything in general, depends on the conversation. Those shoes are stalkerific! Were going to your gran..

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