Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

Driving To Massachusetts

1. Another word for masturbating. The word originated from a simple misunderstanding. The word masturbationwas confused with "Driving..

Mexican Tornado

1. A group of 5 or more mexican landscapers with blowers and rakes on the side of the road creating a Tornado of leaves for all to pass thr..

Corset Piercing

1. A row of piercings vertically parallel and symetrical to another row, fashioned with rings allowing a ribbon to be threaded through in t..

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