Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

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Yourgasm

1. A shortened term for 'your orgasm' when talking in the first person about another's orgasm. Usually used around your f..

Slobbergoating

1. To excessively ramble on and on about banal, annoying shit in an effort to sound extra-intelligent, or to impress one's peers. Indu..

Eeos

1. eeos (ee • ôs), n, adj. 1) unique to a persons lifestyle: music, movies, games, and the internet are my eeos. 2) having no like or equa..

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