Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

Qeaf

1. a fart that comes from a chicks pussy Woah! that was a loud qeaf. 2. that farty noises pussys make when your fucking its not real se..

Roger Mcguffey

1. Sex God! Unfortunately, has every STD known to man. As a result, uses a ziplock bag when he performs his daily teabaggings. His penis is..

Krr Splat

1. A guy that is extremely homo, and loves to get fisted in the ass, and have 69 men to men. He's one hella gay with a huge asshole! ..

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