Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

Zohariel

1. A friend who's always there and is also kinda cool at the same time. Aaah... he's my favourite Zohariel. See Mosey..

Uncle Tommy

1. Gay, small dick, a square, virgin, pole jocker. Uncle Tommy and Michael Jackson are going toopen a kiddy corall. See homo, lame, gay..

Gugoss

1. Pronounced "Goo"-"Goss" Goo - as in the slimy substance Goss- from gossip..

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