Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

You're Wasting My Minutes

1. Phrase directed at a person you're speaking to--in real life or on the phone-- who spews mindless drivel, renders themselves irrele..

Martin Bryant

1. Killed 35 unsuspecting cunts in Tasmania, Australia on 28 April 1996 with: a knife AR15 assault rifle User 1: Cho Seung-Hui's h..

Jammer

1. A heart attack. My old-man is in intensive care. He did too much blow and had a jammer last night. 2. The point scoring position in r..

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