Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

Barsteward

1. a) A polite way of saying bastard word b) Someone who serves drinks from behind a bar with a smug manner You are a stupid barsteward ..

Ball Wedgie

1. When a man's boxers or briefs ride up into his scrotum, causing extreme discomfort. The reason my nutsack is so sweaty is because ..

Bluppet

1. A blowjob from a puppet. Kermit The Frog gives a great bluppet! See Matt..

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