Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

Obesetiality

1. The practice of loving large, overweight people. Did you see the size of Kristina's new boyfriend? She must be into obesetiality. ..

Zip Stick

1. The end result of when you take an ordinary stick and tie a plastic bag very tightly to the end of it. You then proceed with lighting th..

Zipo

1. someone who sucks alot of cock, and likes to give hand jobs to other men in big orgies. he likes to zipo alot. See zip, zips, zipper, ..

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