Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

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Frosty Freeze

1. The cold "mist" that comes out of a freezer door; heard multiple times on the old Nickelodeon game show "Finders Keepers&..

Jimmy Davis

1. Jimmy Dale Davis Jr. is a big fag, and a fake gangsta. He little white boy! Jimmy Davis is gay, that little fake Gansta! See jimmy, da..

Powercuddle

1. Nondescript ter for whatever might be happening behind closed doors. Used to avoid awkwardness. Sorry, I didn't mean to walk in on..

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