Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

Utensil

1. n. the four utensil positions are the: spoon, fork, spork, and knife They got really stoned and experimented with all the utensil posi..

Bullface The Great Camel Jockey

1. a camel jockey who reminds me of a constapated bulldog. when he smile, you can see shit stains in his teeth, from stacie...

W.m.

1. 1. A Woman Marine. 2. A Wookie Monster, like Chubacca. 3. A Walking Mattress. That W.M. is a nasty slutt...

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