Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

Up With The Put-down

1. To be "up with the put-down" is to be in the know-how; to have the latest information/gossip or to fully understand a situatio..

I'm So Bad I Can Suck My Own Dick

1. the act of being bad enough to suck one's own dick. by proving the ability to suck your own dick, people will know you're bad...

Forehead Pillow

1. The patch of skin between the belly button and the boner. I shaved my forehead pillow, because the hair was irritating my girlfriend&ap..

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