Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

W.o.m.p.

1. Acronym for (W)omen (O)utside (M)y (P)references. Let's scram scholar, all the girls in here are W.O.M.P. See Draper..

Gimpin' Ain't Easy

1. An expression of condolence directed at, or excuse offered by someone possessing a demonstrated lack of proficiency. You're so bad..

Rayla Kay

1. She likes to do Bert and Dale all night lond and she likes it up the butt. She tries to diss people so they dont notice that she loves ..

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