Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

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W-2

1. That wonderful piece of paper your employer gives you sometime during January that lets you know how much the government raped you that ..

Elginism

1. n. An act of cultural vandalism, Originates from the actions of Thomas Bruce 7th Earl of Elgin, in removing much of the sculpture from t..

Zeroeth Law

1. A Zeroeth Law is a law that is added to another set of laws at a later date. It is usually so important that the other laws cannot func..

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