Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

Volume Schizo

1. The act of simultaneously wishing that the volume of your television was louder while hoping no one hears it. Johnny was a volume schiz..

Somama Bitch

1. Ethnic way of saying son of a bitch "Nigga get your ass off my couch, you lazy somama bitch" See son, of, a bitch, lazy, nig..

Bite On My Cupcake

1. syn: kiss my ass syn: lick my clit shut the fuck up n bite on my cupcake!..

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