Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

Prick Licker

1. A phrase commonly used by teenagers to "diss" others. Person 1: "Hey kid use your damn signal!" Person 2: "Sc..

Cadillac Waltz

1. While asking your girl to take packages out of your trunk. You slam the trunk lid down on her head, causing her to think the world is sp..

Quadritto

1. me four; two more than ditto; agreeing after someone says "tritto" "I'm tired." "Ditto." "Tri..

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