Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

Linguicide

1. Used in linguistics, Speakers of a language start to use another language to the point where it starts to be used in the home and/or the..

Jewhead

1. someone with pubelike curly hair, akin to jew hair "fuck me mate you've got a proper jewhead" how does my hair look? &q..

Jolly Rancher

1. metaphor used to describe a guy that stays hard forever during a BJ "it can be sucked for a long time, melts in your mouth, not yo..

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