Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

Mycrib

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Zacable

1. -noun or verb: a very high grade of standards;acceptable to z-money; fucking z-money, kissing z-money, having lunch with z-money. Sally..

Moon-dog Roofie

1. The act of shitting on one's head while you are screwing them in the ass. My hair is crusty from being moon-dog roofied last night..

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