Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

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24-0

1. Definition: 24 points to zero (shut out). Generally used to describe when something/someone is better than something/someone else. It de..

Zombie Jesus

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Prostipants

1. Like prostiboots, just pants. Something you'd expect to find on a hooker; tight leather, leopard prints, that sort of thing. wow, ..

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