Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

Knots In My Pocket

1. The possesion; or holding of a single gram of cocaine. A very small amount of cocaine, wrapped up in a tight knot. I got to get rid of..

Dirty Boyer

1. a young male who is very dirty. if he does bath it is in a bathtub full of mud and feces. he is very annoying. smokes lots of marijuana...

Cockfed

1. To be provided with a penis for oral stimulation. Provide a blow job. Julia was cockfed with Hyram's 8" dick. Her blow job sk..

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