Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

Halomitosis

1. A disease quikly spreading around the world. This disease makes you addicted to video gaming (not just halo). Common symptoms are lack o..

Meaah

1. A synonym of "Byaah". See bitch. Pronounced either Me-ahh, Me-aHH, or Mmmeee-yaaaaah.. (Meaah, an interjection, similar to &..

Petit Mort

1. A period of post-orgasmic unconsciousness or deep sleep Awakening from a petit mort, he heard his lover's voice in the next room ..

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