Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

Butt Hole Smeller

1. One who secretly sniffs buttholes Jesse: Michael are you smelling my butthole? Michael: I thought you told me to. Jesse: You're ..

V Wedge

1. a stupid way of saying camel toe Her tight pants gave her a v wedge. See camel toe, pussy, puss, vagina, hole..

Mazda Girl

1. A girl with a moderate to good looks who is carrying some kind of either emotional or physical damage. Dude, I met this great girl last..

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