Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

Dating Up

1. Dating someone commonly considered to be higher on the social ladder than you are. Matt:I have a date tonight. Jeremy:With who? Matt:..

Slumpbusting

1. When an athletic player is in a bad slump, the act of finding the most despicable, ugly, fat, hideous member of the opposite sex and hav..

Zhangir

1. a man of kazakh appearence - usually a bit overweight and extremly funny with dumb jokes - cannot drink at all zhangir has drunk 2 shot..

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