Mommy Brain

What is Mommy Brain?

The phenomenon known to mothers where their brains become useless piles of goo after being around their children for too long.

I can't remember how old I am! Total case of mommy brain.

See parenting, intelligence, stupid, children, mommy

Pussydick

1. A male who acts like a female because he will not have intercourse with his girlfriend or partner. Josh wouldn't have sex with me ..

Zuffling

1. To wipe the seminal fluid from the penis after intercourse, usually employing the nearest item of soft furnishing available 'Havin..

Old Speckled Hen

1. The act of ejaculating into a fan, in order to decorate another person with semen. "If she doesn't stop nattering," said..

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