Mommy Jam

What is Mommy Jam?

Traffic jam around a school caused by a plethora of mothers dropping off or picking up their children.

Damn! We have a mommy jam down the whole block. Jesus! We walked to school in our day, not like the pussies we got now.

See school, soccer mom, suv, kids, suburb

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