Mommy Juice

What is Mommy Juice?

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a drink for a mom. beer or liquor for a mom that is tired of dealing with her screaming kids.

fuck this, I want some mommy juice

honey, stop at Uncle Bud's on the way home and pick up some mommy juice for me...

See mommy, juice, liquor, kids, uncle, tired

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