Mommy Missile

What is Mommy Missile?


1.

A guys baby making tool. Your Penis

Id sure like to stick my mommy missile in her

See dick, mommy, missle, schlong, cock, unit, cock and balls, purple headed yogurt slinger

2.

It's a minivan. Many soccer moms drive these.

"Dude, I got a new car!"

"Yeah, but it's only a hand-me-down mommy missile!"

See minivan, van, mom, mom car, soccer mom


99

Random Words:

1. ice cream only eaten by the ice cream king. it is of the highest quality and enhances your love life "mmmm ice creeem" See ..
1. irritable, achy, and tired all at once; beyond cranky She was so queechy this morning, I just gave her a cup of coffee and left her alo..
1. when one possesses the qualities of a yaggle toothed yaggot!! groff is a yaggle!! or bong a beer yaggle! See Rocco..