What is Mommy Missile?
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A guys baby making tool. Your Penis
Id sure like to stick my mommy missile in her
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It's a minivan. Many soccer moms drive these.
"Dude, I got a new car!"
"Yeah, but it's only a hand-me-down mommy missile!"
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Random Words:
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Person who steals turds and collects them
"My dog's turd is missing. I think Jenny is a craptomaniac"..
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One who is the biggest vagina.
The largest of all vaginas.
Dude, he didn't even ask her out, what a Mega Vagina!
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