Mommy Missile

What is Mommy Missile?

A guys baby making tool. Your Penis

Id sure like to stick my mommy missile in her

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It's a minivan. Many soccer moms drive these.

"Dude, I got a new car!"

"Yeah, but it's only a hand-me-down mommy missile!"

See minivan, van, mom, mom car, soccer mom

Rock-job

1. Putting pop rocks in your mouth and giving a male a blow job. "I went to the store and on the way I paid a hooker to give me a roc..

Ondividual

1. One individual Nebuchanezzar is an ondividual. And as you can tell by his name, an ondividual who has no friends. See matt, peter, aa..

Grump Stump

1. A person unhappy with life. May show signs of irritability, anger, crabbiness, and general unpleasntries. Joe K. is such a grump stump..

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