Mommy Missile

What is Mommy Missile?


1.

A guys baby making tool. Your Penis

Id sure like to stick my mommy missile in her

See dick, mommy, missle, schlong, cock, unit, cock and balls, purple headed yogurt slinger

2.

It's a minivan. Many soccer moms drive these.

"Dude, I got a new car!"

"Yeah, but it's only a hand-me-down mommy missile!"

See minivan, van, mom, mom car, soccer mom


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