What is Mommy Missile?
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A guys baby making tool. Your Penis
Id sure like to stick my mommy missile in her
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It's a minivan. Many soccer moms drive these.
"Dude, I got a new car!"
"Yeah, but it's only a hand-me-down mommy missile!"
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Random Words:
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What an alcoholic woman would claim after she attacks you with a knife.
Police officer: Why did you stab your husband multiple times?
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