Mommy Missile

What is Mommy Missile?


1.

A guys baby making tool. Your Penis

Id sure like to stick my mommy missile in her

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2.

It's a minivan. Many soccer moms drive these.

"Dude, I got a new car!"

"Yeah, but it's only a hand-me-down mommy missile!"

See minivan, van, mom, mom car, soccer mom


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