Momnipotence

What is Momnipotence?

an awareness of the fact that sometimes your mom knows more than she lets on.

"How did your mom know about the party you had while she was away? We cleaned up the house!" "I don't know - must be momnipotence"

See all-knowing, mama-cognition, impotence

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