Momnipotence

What is Momnipotence?

an awareness of the fact that sometimes your mom knows more than she lets on.

"How did your mom know about the party you had while she was away? We cleaned up the house!" "I don't know - must be momnipotence"

See all-knowing, mama-cognition, impotence

Lolvfl

1. Laugh Out Loud Very Fucking Loud Bob:Yo mamma is so fat when she went to Seaworld the whales started singin "We are family!" ..

W33dz

1. this person usually kicks ass, is a pothead, and makes everyone laugh. OMG w33dz, thats to funny. See funny, w33dz, kicks, ass, pothea..

Quarter Pound

1. An action in which two inebriated individuals knuckle pound one another's fist, with little or no effort. To do so, one must relax..

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