Momology Edit Meaning

1. A salty penis or phallic expression. After rushing to zip my fly when my mother walked in on me masturbating to Bea Arthur's bulbo..

1. The nickname given to the male reproductive organs of people named Brian, although most Brians do not qualify. It is infact not a raft a..

1. A person of stunningly low intelligence, derived through either genetic design flaw or a strong regimen of drug use and ignorance. Taken..