What is Momsense?
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When a mother's logic is so skewed its nonsense to everyone but her. Often occurs in cases where the mother refuses to be wrong about something to her kid.
Mother: You need to mow the lawn.
Son: its snowing right now, thats momsense.
Mother: You still need to mow the lawn.
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Another word for the male genitalia when 7 1/2 inches long.
We started making out and then he wipped out his 7 1/2 inch crab mallet!
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When a women removes your penis during intercourse and let's you ejaculate into her hair.
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