Momsense

What is Momsense?


1.

When a mother's logic is so skewed its nonsense to everyone but her. Often occurs in cases where the mother refuses to be wrong about something to her kid.

Mother: You need to mow the lawn.

Son: its snowing right now, thats momsense.

Mother: You still need to mow the lawn.

See mom, sense, nonsense, stupid


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