What is Momsense?
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When a mother's logic is so skewed its nonsense to everyone but her. Often occurs in cases where the mother refuses to be wrong about something to her kid.
Mother: You need to mow the lawn.
Son: its snowing right now, thats momsense.
Mother: You still need to mow the lawn.
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Female genitals engulfed by fat, such that the stomach area of the woman just rolls down into the vaginal area. Fat like a hippopotamus...
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To smoke pot (probably comes from the resemblance of buds to trees).
I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono.
See 420, smoke, weed, pot..