Momstar

What is Momstar?


1.

the person you become when your kids go mobile. Rather than talk to you they text or email or call you to help them with the daily challenges of their lives

Mom: (phone rings) hello

teen: hey, my class starts in 15 minutes and i don't know where it is can u look it up?

mom: yes, one minute please

teen: kay

mom: you are in north hall room 305 b

(under her breath, would you like me to unlock your car too?)

teen: kay

mom: (after hangup) thank you for calling momstar

See mom, teen, child, chat, text, sms


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