What is Momtard?
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n. the type of person a woman feels like when she hears about the ruinous moms out there who take their tantrum-free children to cool places every day and look great doing it.
I felt like a complete momtard this morning when my friend told me about the 4 museums she and her well-dressed kids visited last week while my kids wore pjs in timeout all afternoon.
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IRC term: greetings for anyone entering a chatroom, even if they are new and/or unknown.
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The act of carrying a Hermaphrodite by its weiner while it's tucked into it's own vagina.
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