What is Momtard?
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n. the type of person a woman feels like when she hears about the ruinous moms out there who take their tantrum-free children to cool places every day and look great doing it.
I felt like a complete momtard this morning when my friend told me about the 4 museums she and her well-dressed kids visited last week while my kids wore pjs in timeout all afternoon.
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How many times a male masturbates per day/week.
His masturbation policy is ten times a day, the crazy wanker!
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a kick ass way of saying...BOO!
saying "boo" with attitude!
the ghost went oogally boogally and almost made me wet myself!!
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