What is Momtard?
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n. the type of person a woman feels like when she hears about the ruinous moms out there who take their tantrum-free children to cool places every day and look great doing it.
I felt like a complete momtard this morning when my friend told me about the 4 museums she and her well-dressed kids visited last week while my kids wore pjs in timeout all afternoon.
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An orgasmiscious German word for the mundane English expression "love handles".
The fat that drips out, if your pants are too..
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A person of whom everything they touch, they fuck.
Don't give that priceless Ming vase to Casanova Fingers over there.
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