Momtard

What is Momtard?


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n. the type of person a woman feels like when she hears about the ruinous moms out there who take their tantrum-free children to cool places every day and look great doing it.

I felt like a complete momtard this morning when my friend told me about the 4 museums she and her well-dressed kids visited last week while my kids wore pjs in timeout all afternoon.

See retarded, fucktard, mom, motherhood


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