What is Momtard?
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n. the type of person a woman feels like when she hears about the ruinous moms out there who take their tantrum-free children to cool places every day and look great doing it.
I felt like a complete momtard this morning when my friend told me about the 4 museums she and her well-dressed kids visited last week while my kids wore pjs in timeout all afternoon.
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The two-handed block move (right over the hole!) used by a woman to prevent a dirty, unwanted penis from going in her. High success rate..
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n. The act of kicking someone in their genitals, especially males.
She's in PMS, and there's been a lot of bootinization late..
