What is Momtard?
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n. the type of person a woman feels like when she hears about the ruinous moms out there who take their tantrum-free children to cool places every day and look great doing it.
I felt like a complete momtard this morning when my friend told me about the 4 museums she and her well-dressed kids visited last week while my kids wore pjs in timeout all afternoon.
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Usually defined as a person who:
A. Drinks PBR
B. Has the money to bath, but doesn't
C. Cuts their own hair, badly.
C. Wears &q..
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Noun. To be in need of some weed. Slang<to fist one's self while playing pp>
The other day i went to Joel's house beca..
