What is Momtard?
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n. the type of person a woman feels like when she hears about the ruinous moms out there who take their tantrum-free children to cool places every day and look great doing it.
I felt like a complete momtard this morning when my friend told me about the 4 museums she and her well-dressed kids visited last week while my kids wore pjs in timeout all afternoon.
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To fart so harshly, it seems as if there ass has exploded.
Damn't, Seans been jammin steam all afternoon!
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characterized by excessively neurotic and psychopathic behavior. Symptoms often include random bouts of yelling at random passersby, vio..
