What is Momtard?
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n. the type of person a woman feels like when she hears about the ruinous moms out there who take their tantrum-free children to cool places every day and look great doing it.
I felt like a complete momtard this morning when my friend told me about the 4 museums she and her well-dressed kids visited last week while my kids wore pjs in timeout all afternoon.
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Girl on girl oral. She is eating the vag with hair, similar to eating a carpet
i think that girl likes a good rug munching
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A person who enjoys sexual intercourse with very hairy vaginas, or who enjoys the feeling of compressed pubic hair on the skin.
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