What is Momtard?
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n. the type of person a woman feels like when she hears about the ruinous moms out there who take their tantrum-free children to cool places every day and look great doing it.
I felt like a complete momtard this morning when my friend told me about the 4 museums she and her well-dressed kids visited last week while my kids wore pjs in timeout all afternoon.
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Conservative rallying cry that has little to no basis in history or reality for that matter as stated. If by "nothing" you me..
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spraying some sort of good smelling spray that is supposed to help hide the fact that you just took a dump.
Bob-I'll be right back..
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A place where people go where they are faced with extream excitement of somthing that has happened.
Mom: I Just brought you 10 hookers ..
