What is Momvelope?
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Another name for a excessively large/open vagina, usually a result of child birth or too much
"I got a date with Nadya Suleman tonight." "Ohh damn dude...be careful, I hear she has a wicked momvelope!"
"Ohh right dude, I hope I have enough postage for that shit."
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When you put glue on someones face, and then dump a bunch of recently shaved pubes on the glue
Oh man, she gave him a sick grizzly mask..
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Taking a large dump that resemble loaves of bread, while wandering through a park, garden, vegetable patch, forest, corn field and/or pu..