Momvelope

What is Momvelope?

Another name for a excessively large/open vagina, usually a result of child birth or too much DVDA.

"I got a date with Nadya Suleman tonight." "Ohh damn dude...be careful, I hear she has a wicked momvelope!"

"Ohh right dude, I hope I have enough postage for that shit."

See dvda, vag, vagina, beaver, snatch, poontang

Mabies

1. Like rabies, but you catch it from wild and rabid monkies. "OMG! Get away from that monkey. It has mabies! Maybe that is why we ca..

Moist Off

1. to ejaculate. sloppily. I'm gonna moist off on Sally while she's sleeping See sperm, semen, ejaculate, cum, come..

Vagina Punch

1. a powerful punch right into the vagina. *finish her* "VAGINA PUNCH!!!" *fatality* See vagina, cunt, pussy, clit, fuck, mexic..

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