Momvelope

What is Momvelope?

Another name for a excessively large/open vagina, usually a result of child birth or too much DVDA.

"I got a date with Nadya Suleman tonight." "Ohh damn dude...be careful, I hear she has a wicked momvelope!"

"Ohh right dude, I hope I have enough postage for that shit."

See dvda, vag, vagina, beaver, snatch, poontang

Scale Of Awesomeness

1. The scale of awesomeness is a basic 0-10 scale, with as many as 3 decimal places (0.001). The highest ranking, and only perfect ten is ..

Art Theft

1. The act of claiming that you created a work of art so that you can get in on a small share of the praise and attention that is lavished ..

Nwampf

1. A fart whose noise resembles that of a trumpet. "Goddam Matt, is there a ska band playin in here or did you nwampf???!?" See..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Momvelope Edit Meaning