Momvelope

What is Momvelope?


1.

Another name for a excessively large/open vagina, usually a result of child birth or too much DVDA.

"I got a date with Nadya Suleman tonight." "Ohh damn dude...be careful, I hear she has a wicked momvelope!"

"Ohh right dude, I hope I have enough postage for that shit."

See dvda, vag, vagina, beaver, snatch, poontang


0

Random Words:

1. Someone who is considered scum by East Omaha standards. poor white trashs poor white trash. Proof that no matter how low you are there i..
1. Low-Carb Energy Beer! Bartlebeer was invented by Rick Bartleman. It is the greatest beer in the world. It's not currently availabl..
1. The places formally known as seminaries where priests learn to molest little children on a professional level. Father Ken spent 4 years..