Momvelope

What is Momvelope?

Another name for a excessively large/open vagina, usually a result of child birth or too much DVDA.

"I got a date with Nadya Suleman tonight." "Ohh damn dude...be careful, I hear she has a wicked momvelope!"

"Ohh right dude, I hope I have enough postage for that shit."

See dvda, vag, vagina, beaver, snatch, poontang

Toaster Waffles

1. the thing my friend yells when he grabs his girlfriends boobs When he yells toaster waffles only 2 thing could have just happened: he e..

Ug2bkm

1. You've got to be kidding me Boy 1: 'I hated that film last night' Boy 2: 'Really? Ug2bkm, i loved it' See ug..

Zags

1. Zags are short fo zig-zags. Pass me them zags so i can roll this j up homie. See item, sweet, papers, weed, zigs 2. rolling papers, ..

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