Momvelope

What is Momvelope?

Another name for a excessively large/open vagina, usually a result of child birth or too much DVDA.

"I got a date with Nadya Suleman tonight." "Ohh damn dude...be careful, I hear she has a wicked momvelope!"

"Ohh right dude, I hope I have enough postage for that shit."

See dvda, vag, vagina, beaver, snatch, poontang

Japanese War Tuba

1. An as of yet untested sex act in which the perpetrator, whilst being fellated by the victim, screams "BANZAI!!!!!" and rips a ..

Rawnamugg

1. Rawnamugg is another term for being ridiculously drunk. It's in fact very close to the point of blackout but still coherent enough ..

Unshittable

1. Adjective. Unable to be made shitty by any means. Untouchable. <i>The local hangout spot seemed to be unshittable, that is unti..

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Momvelope Edit Meaning