Momvelope

What is Momvelope?

Another name for a excessively large/open vagina, usually a result of child birth or too much DVDA.

"I got a date with Nadya Suleman tonight." "Ohh damn dude...be careful, I hear she has a wicked momvelope!"

"Ohh right dude, I hope I have enough postage for that shit."

See dvda, vag, vagina, beaver, snatch, poontang

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