What is Momvelope?
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Another name for a excessively large/open vagina, usually a result of child birth or too much
"I got a date with Nadya Suleman tonight." "Ohh damn dude...be careful, I hear she has a wicked momvelope!"
"Ohh right dude, I hope I have enough postage for that shit."
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The crusty part of one's bedsheets soiled with cum from a nocturnal emission or self-handjob. Dogs prize crusty surprises as delica..
