What is Momvelope?
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Another name for a excessively large/open vagina, usually a result of child birth or too much
"I got a date with Nadya Suleman tonight." "Ohh damn dude...be careful, I hear she has a wicked momvelope!"
"Ohh right dude, I hope I have enough postage for that shit."
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Sexual encounter consisting of individual headlocking male or female victim, while another mercilessly buttfucks them. Buttfucking conti..
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Unable to get an erection. Persistantly limp. Erectile Dysfunction.
Brad was so nervous his first time with Sally he couldn't get ..
