What is Momvelope?
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Another name for a excessively large/open vagina, usually a result of child birth or too much
"I got a date with Nadya Suleman tonight." "Ohh damn dude...be careful, I hear she has a wicked momvelope!"
"Ohh right dude, I hope I have enough postage for that shit."
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The analdischarge that ferments in your ass.
I need a re-wipe, my cheeks keep sloshing from all of my rectum nectar
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a person that visits the restroom in between shits and uses wet wads of toilet paper to clean his ass
I caught blair in the mens room. ..