What is Momvelope?
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Another name for a excessively large/open vagina, usually a result of child birth or too much
"I got a date with Nadya Suleman tonight." "Ohh damn dude...be careful, I hear she has a wicked momvelope!"
"Ohh right dude, I hope I have enough postage for that shit."
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What Bruce Willis would be if he was a rope.
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The NEW version of 'Your Mom!'. Because everyone knows that saying is getting old. So come up with something fresher like &apo..
