What is Mon?
1.
Scottish word that essentially means "come on". Often used to complement a band, person or...well...anything really..
MON THE BIFFY CLYRO
MON THE JACK D
etc.
2.
Jamaican way of saying man.
How you doing mon?
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3.
the word used by stupid fuckin americans whenever they talk about or refer to jamaica or jamaicans. jamaicans do not say mon, nor do any other caribbean people. please do all caribbean people a favor and take your head out of your ass and realize that the world isn't like what you see in the movies.
Me: aye joe i heard you were going to jamaica for spring break
Joe: yeh...it should be fuckin wicked "mon"
Me: that's....wait...did you just say "mon"
Joe: yeh "mon" jamaica is gonna be great
(I then proceed to beat up Joe's mudda cunt)
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4.
A hardcore prick. Indonesian. Drag raced professionally, a devotee of hos over bros, a cheap motherfucker, and a constant compulsive masturbater. Dwells with parentals, has zero luck with punanis, twats, cunts, or any clamlike part of the female anatomy.
Ya he monned out on our plans so he could stay home and bate.
Quit being a fucking mon, you met her through me. You did NOT find this party so shut the FUCK up!
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5.
used mainly by biffy clyro fans-- "Mon the Biffy!!" screamed the boyo.. .- This is screamed at every moment anywhere at any time.
MON THE BIFFY, CONVEX CONCAVE noW
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6.
informal way of saying mate
how are ya mon??
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7.
Typically used to portray how a Jamaican pronounces "man". Can be used in almost any sentence, as a compliment, to describe an action, but most commonly used as a greeting.
"Ahh, that Nath's such a mon!"
"Oi mon, you up for a mon mon? C'mon, i'm well up for monnin'!"
"Ite mon! Hows it goin'?"
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