Mona's Mom

What is Mona's Mom?

fatass fobby mummy w/ foodhis to da moon, baaaaby.

mona: hey, mummy! you've got it going on!

mummy: now, now, baby, go to school and let me have hard sex w/ shelly!

mona: damn...

Your Keyboard To God's Screen

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Dancesafe

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