What is Monday Morning Surprise?
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The process by which a male obtains a condom and proceeds to urinate and ejaculate into it. The condom is sealed and inserted into the vagina of a sleeping girlfriend or wife. The surprise is completed when the male attempts to give her an Alabama Hot Pocket causing the condom to explode.
guy #1: yo that bitch is trippin, b.
guy #2: thats why i gave her a monday morning surprise and got the fk out of there.
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You know what I mean
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a word that i saw in a spanish-english dictionary and thought it sounded cool so i put it in here
you are a yuxtaponer
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When a gentleman decides he would rather have sex with a bread product than the fat chick he has been set up with, and thus swoops from ..
