Monday Porn

What is Monday Porn?

1.

A Pornographic video that is used to get over a bad case of the mondays.

Lawrie: Shit Do I hate Mondays, my wife left me, I got fired form my job, and I have recently lost control of my bowels. What do I have to live for?

Riley: Looks like you could use a good ol' dose of Monday Porn!!!

See porn, monday, depression, bowels, pineapple

50

Random Words:

Nigotiate

1. To negotiate with someone with the intention of screwing them over, usually by denying the deal was ever made once you have what you wan..

Ooompalooompas

1. creepy little men that molest you in your sleep that ooompalooopma is touching my wookie..

Hot Chilies

1. A simple exclamation of happiness when something sensical will not do. It is an obscure reference to both Mexicans (though not hateful) ..

Best StartPage for your browser.

All you need for a faster workflow in one place.

Get it for Free