Monday Porn

What is Monday Porn?

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A Pornographic video that is used to get over a bad case of the mondays.

Lawrie: Shit Do I hate Mondays, my wife left me, I got fired form my job, and I have recently lost control of my bowels. What do I have to live for?

Riley: Looks like you could use a good ol' dose of Monday Porn!!!

See porn, monday, depression, bowels, pineapple

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