Mondays Edit Meaning

1.

Another slang term for a gentlemen of the black race. Used repeatadly when in the presence of black or other ethnic minorities to avoid ugly confrontation, causing uncomfortable silence resulting in physical violence, known to them as "Cracker Beating". Origin from the cliche' saying... 'Nobody Likes Mondays'

Man, were you at the basketball game, that Mondays got hops

This party is terrifying me, too many Mondays around

See nigger, niggah, nigga, black, brother

2.

When you realize the weekend is over, and you have to give up 40+ hours at a shitty job just to earn enough to eat and have shelter.

Looks like someone has a case of the Mondays.

See karma

3.

1.Noun: A slang term for black people. Because no one likes the Mondays. Used by lower to middle class white people to mask their racism. Usually used in the upper north of the United States.

1. Man I fucking hate Mondays.

See mondays

4.

Another way of saying Nigger without getting caught. Mondays = Nigger!

Me: Man B i hate mondays!!

B: Why?

Me: Because everybody hate mondays.

See nigger, monday, b, mondays, chea

5.

(1) Hittin the bowl first- Being the first to smoke the weed!

Joey, it's your weed, so you can have mondays.

See monday, weed, marijuana

6.

A slang term used to affectionately describe men and women of African or African American decent. Usually used alongside terms such as "love," "wonderful smelling," "clean," and "highly motivated." Since people have started over-classifying everything, 'Mondays' now only refers to black people, although it used to cover a much broader scope. As a result, the rest of the weekdays represent different racial categories to help disguise affectionate sayings and niceties.

I love wonderful smelling, clean, highly motivated Mondays.

(or used derogatorily)

I hate stinky, dirty, lazy Mondays.

See black, race, funny, african, slur

7.

A code word for a group of people that are nearby that the speaker would like to talk trash about.

The group is usually predefined or obvious.

Walking into a group of annoying freshmen

Andy: I hate Mondays.

Jess: I know!

Freshman: I have no idea that these two are actually discussing MY failure at life and existence in general

See code word, alias, secret, aka