What is Mondeo Man?
1.
Career driver, especially travelling salesman. From the large numbers of Ford Mondeos used as company cars.
If youre in the fast lane, stuck behind a van, doing 90 anyway, mondeo man will always tailgate you flashing his lights.
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2.
A typicaly average/boring British man who would steroetypicaly live in Kent, own a semi-detatched house, have a wife, two kids and a Ford Mondeo.
Freds gonna be a Mondeo man.
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