Monet

What is Monet?


1.

Like Monet's paintings...Looks good from afar - but far from good close up

"See that girl over there - she's a right Monet"

2.

A person who looks great from afar, but is a mess up close. Used in the movie "Clueless" with Alicia Silverstone.

"Britney Spears is a monet...she looks great from afar, but up close she's a mess!!!!"

3.

Monet; noun. Originating with the esteemed artist of the same name, the term Monet is used to describe a female who appears to be extremely attractive from a distance, but who then disappoints on closer inspection, thus having given the impression of being attractive. Those familiar with Monet's work will recognise that this also looks great from a distance, but is lacking in the finer detail.

See also Picasso and Van Gogh

'Wow, I thought that girl was hot, but she's actually a bit of a Monet'

e.g. Sarah Jessica Parker; great at a glance, clearly not right on closer inspection

See monet, minger, ruffian

4.

Someone who from far away looks delightful but upon closer inspection is ugly as sin.

Origin: Clueless

"Whoa! From down the block that guy looked HOT but when I got closer he was SUCH a Monet!"

See paper bagger, uggo, skank

5.

(Mo-Nay, not Mo-NET.) A cool, easily annoyed person. Fun to be around, but not when they're pissed off at you. Monets need their space.

Yeah I guess Monets cool.

Yeah but not when she's pissed off.

See pissy, bitchy, fun, cool, weird

6.

word used to describe a girl who is perfect like a painting.

confident, classy, funny, adorable, and stunning.

that girl was such a monet!

did you see that monet at the party?!

See monet

7.

Someone who from far away looks hot but up close they are nasty.

Katy it's mark from the old days, do you remember? find me on myspace" mark cox" pensacola. oh yeah... did you see that girl she was a monet when i went to hit on her, from across the room she looked to be a hottie.

See paper bagger, light switch, uggo, skank


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