Random Words:
1.
When you can't get out of your vehicle in time to take a pee and piss your pants.
I stopped on the highway but I didn't make ..
1.
A hacked Apple 'iphone' rendered useless by the apple firmware upgrade.
I plugged my iphone in for the firmware update this m..
1.
PMS'ing or generally acting weepy or over-emotional for no real reason.
Wow, I can't seem to stop crying over random things a..