Money Goggles

What is Money Goggles?


1.

A cousin of beer goggles, but applicable to women. Just as beer goggles make unattractive women desirable to men, money goggles make unattractive men desirable to women. So a man can be a complete, misogynistic pig, but if hes a complete, misogynistic pig with 20 million dollars, women are willing to ignore the fact that he is a complete, misogynistic pig thanks to money goggles.

At first, Mindy hated the dirty, loud asshole at the end of the bar. When she found out he had a fleet of sports cars, a mansion in Florida and a Swiss bank account, she put on her money goggles and was soon fellating him in the back of his Rolls Royce.

See beer goggles, asshole, rich, pig, misogynist, women, woman, men, man, male, female

2.

what a hot women must be wearing in order to be dating/married to/sleeping with/hitting on some loser, ass ugly ,weird guy.

synonymous to beer googles, but for women.

Two friends see a gorgeous girl all over some dork in a club

"She must have her money goggles on."

See gold digger, beer goggles, women


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