Mongboots Edit Meaning

1. A blood fanny fart, not dissimilar to a queef, but with a bit more claret. I thought I'd been shot in the cock, but it was just a ..

1. Simular to a David Copperfield, the difference being you pop a huge zit on her back instead of spitting. My face was so broke out with ..

1. The process of improperly applying cream cheese to a bagel. When zlotoffing, instead of applying cream cheese to the entire bagel initi..