Monged

What is Monged?


1.

to be totally wasted on drugs!

man, i'm monged!

See pump

2.

Monged - the result of several hours of steady smoking, characterised by inability to move from the sofa.

I was monged out last night after that weed

See cup

3.

The day after a big night out, when the bad bits of those drug you took are still affecting your system

A bunch of guys sitting around a living room:

Brendan: oh my, what is that fabric (looking in the direction of my clothes

horse)

Ian: theyre my sheets,

Followed by uncontrollable laughter from all

4.

The feeling of uselessness that comes from doing pills (MDMA) and smoking weed.

After tugging on the bong I was well and truly monged

5.

So pissed on cheap cider that one is comatose.

I was totally monged last night.

See fatbob

6.

something that has been grossly violated.

You monged my pencil!!

7.

To be ugly or disfigured in some way. Can be aimed at Animal, Vegetable or Mineral.

She had a monged face

That turnip looks monged


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