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The chair a man sits in while masturbating to internet porn. Easily identified by the semen stains on the chair.
Mike: What's the..
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Everyone's scapegoat.
"Mr. Hearst, how could you?!"
"I didn't shoot him. It was some one-legged hobo."..
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Waffels that ROFL ( rolling on floor laughing waffels)
oMFG ROFLWAFFELS ROFFELS!!!!!!!!..
