What is Monglesnog?
1.
The sound that a wombat makes when it is sexually stimulated.
Most commonly heard when a male and a female wombat are have sexual intercourse.
Joseph: I say, this zoo is quite amusing.
Franklin: Indeed, fine sir.
*monglesnog*
Franklin: What the devil was that?
Joseph: That, my good fellow, was the sound of two wombats mating.
Franklin: Indeed.
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