Mongolian Chairlift

What is Mongolian Chairlift?


1.

To perform the mongolian chairlift, you need a mid sized yak... there also needs to be a chair in plain sight, three cans of whipped cream, a girl anywhere from 90 pounds to 125 pounds depending on the size of the man performing the lift. Firstly you use the whipped cream to draw a moustache on yourself and your partner. Then you do a half sitting half standing position and you place the girl overtop of yourself then lift her off the ground and move her back and forth. While she milks the mid size yak. It was believed that this position was lost to the ages, but due the recent scientific breakthroughs it has been rediscovered.

Dave: I had a crazy time last night!

Tino: Why what did you do?

Dave: Me and my girl tried out the mongolian chairlift

Tino: Holy shit! I heard about that on the discovery channel

Dave: Yea You know it!!

See yak, whipped cream, chairlift, chair, science


0

Random Words:

1. A fail in which a sexually retarded man asks if his girlfriend would like to be hand cuffed. This is caused by a blood rush to areas tha..
1. noun. unusually flashy, gaudy dude, those pants of yours are too zatang! You want to dance with the country dude with those zatang gla..
1. Referring to a crude technique of courting. Usually involves stalking around the dance floor chatting up (in the broadest sense) women i..