Mongolian Industries

What is Mongolian Industries?


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A reputable weapons and armour producer based in Ulaanbaatar. Known for a widespread telemarketing campaign that reaches from Cyprus to Canada. Offer a 3 piece armour set for "Thirdie four fiddie", a good price. Irresponsible teenagers have been known to imitate their telemarketing

"Herro Mongolian Industries, Weapons and armour. Buy now special 3 piece armour set thriddie four fiddie"

"Huh?"

"Special Armour set thridie four fiddie, buy now special deal, Mongorian Industries"

"What the f*ck?, screw this" (hangs up)

See mongolian, mongorian, weapons, armour


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