What is Mongolian Matador?
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A foreign species, not native of any particular origin, but most commonly mistaken to have relations to the Ding and Dong Dynasty. Known for his ability to write small, kick high and blow things up, The Mongolian Matador has a quiet demeanor but possesses the ferociousness of the once known to be extinct, Wolverine. This species is rare because most died out during the samurai era. Some have been seen in the Bronx and in Eastern Regions of Long Island. Distinguishable by the long, rubber band tied Ryu (from street fighter) hair do.
Put against a wall, this creature is known to mimic the forgone Mr. Miagi with Matrix speed neck chops.
Approach with caution.
The Mongolian Matador was last seen drinking endless bottles of pepsi.
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