What is Mongolian Monsoon?
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A mongolian monsoon happens when you are having anal sex, and penetrating at a very high rate, so air gets trapped in the colon. You then flip her/him around, cum in the eye (causing the person to squint like an asian), and punch'em in the stomach, causing the person release a monsoon out of their ass.
I gave my girlfriend a mongolian monsoon last week and my friggin' room still stinks!
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when you are zooted and do stupid shit or act a fool
Yo Pete did a zooty move and fell on his ass when he tried getting out my car
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The use of space travel as a metaphor for beating your wife.
Ralph: One of these days Alice...one of these days, bam, zoom, straight to..
