Mongooses Apple Edit Meaning

1. your closest friend of the same sex, the person you'd be with if you were both homosexual. *on the phone* jack: "i miss you..

1. volta: italian physicist created the volt system, and named it. also a river in central ghana volta invented the volt we kayaked ..

1. A mixture of Obama and retardation. You can figure out the rest. "Obama is a retard. Therfore he has Obamatardation." ..