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Quite literally an abortionist
lindsay: what are they singing
laura: Zygote killer, liar, theif
lindsay: oh, ok
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guy1: What do yo..
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When you tuck your boner up into your waistband to hide it.
Man she was so hot but I didn't want her to see my rock hard cock, so ..
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The most vicious Houdini to date, this move requires the help of at least 10 Viking Warriors and a longboat.
Engage in sex doggy style,..