What is Mongwank?
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its used to describe someone/something disgusting.. you can play with it as you pleaseee and turn it round to suit the situation
its like your a mong.. and you wanker but more serious
it can be used in anyway possible and towards anyone.. mainly at tramps and ex boyfriends or grimey people having sex..
it was made on drunken holiday whilst chatting to my step mum about a cheating ex..
for example
'have you seen the state of that boy hes a mongwank' 'eeeerrr you wankingmong' 'that girls a state shes a mongwank' 'you just wanked a mong'
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