What is Monica Defense?
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To avoid admitting a wrong by hair-splitting or obfuscation. Derived from Bill Clinton's redefintion of "having sex" to exclude oral copulation with Monica Lewinsky.
"My gf caught me with my pants down, so my Monica defense just wasn't a happening thing."
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What you say when you see someone named Joe walk by.
Example: (Joe walks by) Chris: Hey, it's Jay Walking.
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When a woman is giving a man fellatio while pinching both his nipples and inserting both her big toes into his anus.
Yea dude, Matt and..
