Monica Defense

What is Monica Defense?


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To avoid admitting a wrong by hair-splitting or obfuscation. Derived from Bill Clinton's redefintion of "having sex" to exclude oral copulation with Monica Lewinsky.

"My gf caught me with my pants down, so my Monica defense just wasn't a happening thing."

See lewinsky, clinton, perjury


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