Monkalope

What is Monkalope?


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Half monkey/half jackalope engaged in the architecture profession; prefers to be labeled a "Designer" and when questioned on issues becomes easily flustered.

Although the monkalope is primarily a land dwelling animal, it favours the use of bodies of water for exercise purposes.

Favorite food, bear claws.

Has been known to keep gnomes as close friends/lovers.

The monkalope, although cunning and quick with the paper balls, is not perceptive of his sorroundings.


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