What is Monkay?
1.
The style of sexual intercourse when the male partner climbs a tree naked and leaps (preferably from a flimsy branch) from a minimum hieght of 2 stories landing his penis directly in the female partner's vaginal or oral cavity thus replicating the way Monkeys have sex.
Sarah: Bart tried Monkay me yesterday.
Titus: Wtf? You were okay with that?
Sarah: NO! He was waiting in the tree I always walk by on my way home from school!
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2.
a mofoin' mokey who looks black and acts sluty
look at that monkay daaaaaamn look at his monkay
3.
a man to man blowjob
Dude did Frank really give Billy a monkay the other day?