Monked

What is Monked?


1.

Monked

1. To have ones purpose altered using illegitimate methods of justification.

2. To cripple or render useless

3. To be striped of defenses

4. Weaker then all else in every aspect

5. Being forced to alter ones methods

6. To be stricken harder then others

Sony Online Entertainment really monked us up.

2.

unfair

WHAT THE HELL!! You GOT 10$! THAt is so MONKED

3.

Based on the TV show detective Monk, to be excessively OCD or focused on something.

I am totaly monked about losing my cell phone.

See ocd, focused, monk, excessive, tv

4.

Psuedonyms at: stoned and monged

Torbay, Devonshire, twang for the state of being under the influence of Ganja to the point of near-coma.

"I had 40 shotties last night. I was monked."

5.

To be so spun the fuck out, one can't even think straight. I.E.: PIPE DRUNK

fuck I'm monked out, me and Brad kept on hitting up bowl after bowl, after bowl of these shards, man, i can't even fucking move? wait a minute, am I thinking out loud? Did I just say that I was thinking to myself? Did he hear what I was thinking?

See meth, dope, ice, shards, crank, crystal, puda

6.

A very ugly girl. Resembling the looks of a beat up or unsightly prostitute -- only lacking that job title.

Man-- that girl is monked.

guy1: "You see that girl?"

guy2: "yeah man -- monked"

See yoshi


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